Million dollar tattoo, two dollar ass

In an interview with Vanity Fair, the super-skinny supermodel talked about her insecurities ("I hated my boobs!" she says), her paycheck (she still makes up to $400,000 for a day's work), and her breakup with actor Johnny Depp ("Nightmare. Years and years of crying"). And she also revealed that some of her body art was drawn on by the legendary German-born British painter Lucian Freud. 

Kate Moss's Two Dollar Mud Flaps

Jesus god, who let the air out of those things? In other news, I am the spitting image of Hairdo Harriet:

This must be why I'm so popular with the younger fellas.