Things I'd like to do before I die
- Get drunk at the Oscars
- Go on tour with a band
- Get something printed on paper
- Have dinner at Martha Stewart's house
- Go into outerspace
- Skydive
- Coin a phrase
- Show my boobs to a large group of people
- Kill a bear
- Eat a human (Sorry!)
- Punch someone in the face
- Watch the world end
posted by mutterhals at Wednesday, January 11, 2012
1 Comments:
You want to show your boobs to a large group of people? I have the answer. Enter into Coney Island's annual Mermaid Parade. You can even show them your ass if you want with an even chance of not getting arrested.
http://www.coneyisland.com/mermaid.shtml
OK, so you'll have to put pasties over your nips. You still get to show the rest of the 99% with no fear of involuntary molestation.
You can also always sunbathe in Europe.
As for the end of the world--good news, everybody--with global warming and a world still armed to the belly with nuclear weapons, you stand a most excellent change of getting your wish.
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