mutterhals Ideal Man Must Be...

...Lewdly handsome, devastatingly witty, and mildly psychotic. Ladies and gentlemen, Michael Fassbender:

In 2010, Leasi Andrews filed charges against Fassbender for two incidents, alleging that he “”threw her in a drunken fury” and, later on, “dragged her alongside their car, hurting her ankle and bursting an ovarian cyst”. She also supposedly broke her nose.

A month later though, she withdrew her claim. Sources close to Andrews say that she didn’t want to jeopardise his burgeoning career and worried that he may not be able to gain entry into the US should he have the case on his record.

http://laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/22427/Michael-Fassbender-terrible-jeans-and-abuser

I don't know if this is true, I don't care, just let me live out my weird Guy Woodhouse fantasies for a moment.