Makeshift Donger

"Chaz has been studying his finances, adding up the credits and debits, and is pretty sure that within a short while he will finally be able to afford to get himself a penis."

http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/news/chaz-bono-im-saving-to-buy-a-penis-20120105

In these cash strapped times Chaz needs to think outside the box (oh lord.) I have a solution, it involves duct tape and a dildo. Really, what can't duct tape do?