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Jan 5, 2012

Fun with deranged people


I recently received two comments illustrating the sad state of our public school system on this post:

Anonymous said...

God did not create that you ass hole! Fucking men did. And why you gotta be dissin on god u pice of shit. If you say that god isn't real the prove it. Because we have lots of proof he does. For instance, pieces of the ark have been found. And u ever herd of the bible asshole? It's not just a made up story. Ifs facts cold hard facts! So. Reply to that "I'm waiting!"

Anonymous said...

Yes. I agree. It's time to put an end to atheism. Have u ever tried going to church? Or did u just decide ur gonna b an atheist? There is one thing I disagree with strongly tho and that's all of the swearing. U 2 are worse than Erin brokovich. I mean seriously.

Here is my response:

Hi, I'm mutterhals, writer, girl about town, and semi successful amateur surgeon. Your comments have brought to my attention that you, in fact, might be retarded. Signs of retardation are as follows:
  • Becames unduly angry when surfing the internet
  • Rampant misspellings 
  • Referencing Erin Brokovitch in 2012
  • Demanding that someone prove the existence of a negative
Unfortunately for you, your case seems past the point of repair. I suggest you put your money into coloring books and flash cards.

Sincerely,
mutterhals

posted by mutterhals at Thursday, January 05, 2012

6 Comments:

Anonymous Adam said...

Hi, I'm Adam, under-employed teacher, writer, and drunk about town, and I "teach" kids like this every day. You may have noticed the ironic use of quotes around the word "teach" (there they are again!), and I can assure you, that is intentional.

When literally everything marketed to a specific demographic is designed to both take their money AND prevent independent thought, then trying to instill a sense of critical inquiry in them is not only damn near impossible, it's also existentially crippling on a personal level.

Seriously, these fucking kids think the History Channel is an accurate source to cite. Seriously.
I have that shit in writing.

6:31 PM  
Blogger mutterhals said...

What subject do you teach?

4:53 PM  
Anonymous Adam said...

My credential is in English, but at one point or another I have taught literally every subject and grade level in the public school system. I took out a fat student loan to get my credential with the hope the economy would be better by the time I finished; it's not, and thus my status as "under-employed," or as the kids say, "fucked."

8:26 PM  
Blogger Aimee Katherine said...

Haha, awesome! People like that make me want to scream so hard that my lungs fall out… in a bad way.

4:25 AM  
Anonymous Drinkykat said...

They should start sterilizing the retarded......seriously lol. once again Ms. Amateur surgeon you have brilliantly hit the nail on the proverbial head!!

1:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Atheism is the future. Both of the comments posted above were from uneducated theists. Please learn to spell "heard" right, then maybe I'll take your comment seriously. Also, this isn't a text message, say "you". The Atheist community is rapidly growing as people find out that god isn't actually out there. People have no points against atheism, and you can only stun our comments by saying that were wrong, and making fun of our points with your uneducated cult following friends. I'd like you all to know that I myself am an atheist and know hundreds of atheists, there will be no end in sight.

12:06 AM  

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