Michelle Malkin: the poor man's Ann Coulter

I caught Beaver-Teeth Malkin on The Today show this morn and let me just say that this rabid right wing pundit is all class. Well, about 9/10ths of Malkin is composed of teeth, but the rest is class.

Malkin took time out of her busy schedule building dams to shill some god awful book she penned called Culture of Corruption about Barack Obama's apparently shady associates and co workers.

I can't be bothered to delve any further than that. Books by talking heads only serve to raise my ire as well as raise some funds for the fortified compounds being constructed in anticipation of that whole 'white people becoming a minority' thing. There is nothing of value in these screeds; they are little more than shoddy, half assed reporting and obnoxious opinion, and we all know you come to me for that sort of thing.

Malkin caught my ear when she began lambasting Michelle Obama's senior thesis. Senior theses get entirely too much notice these days; whenever some grasping, grating asshole wants to belittle someone, they whip out their senior thesis and start crowing.

Doesn't every college graduate have this skeleton in their closet? Senior theses are some of the most misguided, pompous decrees put on paper. I did my senior thesis on slasher films, for Christ's sake. I'd like to see Ms. Malkin's senior thesis. It was probably something risqué and controversial, like how many male appendages she could fit in her mouth on a Saturday night. I'll go with four.